make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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