Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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