Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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