Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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