I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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