she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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