Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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