Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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