Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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