Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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