I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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