hell yes lets make some ravioli
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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