So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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