I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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