How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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