There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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