Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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