How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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