Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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