I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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