just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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