somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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