his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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