so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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