Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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