Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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