she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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