If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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