Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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