Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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