She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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