big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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