3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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