By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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