Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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