I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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