you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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