Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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