my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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