I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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