Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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