Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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