remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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