I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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