I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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