at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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