I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
pray to the hookup gods
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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