Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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