I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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