My friends, they love my intelligence
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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